Two and a Half Men, Season 9

Two and a Half Men, Season 9

Two and a Half Men

  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release: 2011-09-19
  • Episodes: 24
  • iTunes Price: USD 19.99
  • HD iTunes Price: USD 19.99
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The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award–nominated Two and a Half Men as the hit comedy series returns for its ninth season, continuing the laughs about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. Playing Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, Kutcher (That ‘70s Show) joins Jon Cryer as the tightly wound Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Alan’s laidback son, Jake Harper, Holland Taylor as Alan’s narcissistic mother, Evelyn Harper, Marin Hinkle as Alan’s neurotic ex-wife Judith Harper and Conchata Ferrell as the brash and blue-collar Berta on the top-rated series. Revamped and re-energized, the newly “manned” sitcom was created and executive produced by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn.


Title Time Price
1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 21:28 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
2 People Who Love Peepholes 21:33 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 20:28 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
4 Nine Magic Fingers 21:11 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 20:34 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
6 The Squat and Hover 21:26 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 19:28 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
8 Thanks for the Intercourse 21:33 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
9 Frodo's Headshots 21:32 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 21:37 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
11 A Lovely Landing Strip 20:08 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 21:19 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 20:01 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
14 A Possum On Chemo 20:33 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack 21:36 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 19:59 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
17 Not in My Mouth 19:22 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
18 The War Against Gingivitis 21:32 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
19 Palmdale, Ech 21:17 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
20 Grandma's Pie 21:09 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 21:21 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
22 Why We Gave Up Woman 21:36 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
23 The Straw In My Donut Hole 21:01 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes
24 Oh look! Al-Qaeda! 21:30 USD 1.99 Buy iTunes


  • Doomed :(

    By Erick santos
    After season 8 this tv show end up to be painful to watch..Good they cancelled this atrocity..
  • :)

    By chema987
    In a way Ashton Kutcher saved the show from being cancelled after Sheen left. His character freshens the show up and adds room for crazier storylines. Still a great show!
  • Bring Back Uncle Charlie!!

    By Thedelo12345
    I Loved This Show! I Still Do, But Not How I Used. Without Uncle Charlie, Its Not The Same! When Uncle Charlie Was In It Was Full Of Awesomeness! When I See Him On This Show, I Wish I Had A Uncle Like Him! But, I Don't. Nobody Does! That's What's So Cool About Him! So What He's A Alcoholic! Don't Forget, He's Human Too! Give Him Another Chance And Make "Two And A Half Men" The Greatest TV Series Out There! Please Just Bring Charlie Harper Back! We Miss Him!
  • Charlie

    By Calspo
    i miss charlie charlie was so amazing and cool
  • Cancel the show PLEASE!!!!!!

    By Loved Candle
    Its called Two and a half men not One and a half men and a lesbian
  • Great show...

    By oli1970
    Even though I must admit I'm probably one of the very few persons who did not watch the Season with Charlie Sheen. Therefore I started to watch this show "fresh" from Season 9 and love it. It's very funny and entertaining with still quite some style. Thumbs up for Ashton Kutcher and the cast.
  • Surprise: the show has not declined in any way with Ashton

    By nuovarealta
    I haven't watched the new episodes for a long time since Charlie Sheen dropped out. Couldn't imagine Ashton in his role - yes, originally I thought he would simply replace Charlie Sheen in the role as Charlie. General press was pretty bad on Ashton so I din't consider it worth to look into it. Then I ran out of BBT and HIMYM, so I watched the pilot of season 9 and downloaded the whole season. And I have to say, it is as hilarious as ever! I had to laugh out loud several times, and I really like to see how Ashton impersonates the guileless, clumsy child and the pretty billionaire at the same time. I'm back to addiction!
  • Great

    By EZguitar
    Charlie's a good actor but he just couldn't stay and I love the new series. I think it's even better than the old one.
  • Two and half-men

    By franco alva
    Came on charley always gonna stay in our memories as a great actor and comedian So you guys know overcome it , let it go , he wasted his opportunities Let's allow to ashton do homage to charley
  • Hate it!!!!!

    By Dirrrrrectioner
    I totally hate two and a half men now. Ashton Kutcher just reuined it. Charlie Sheen made the show, and when they took him off, the show krumbled.