Two and a Half Men, Season 9

Two and a Half Men, Season 9

Two and a Half Men

  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release Date: 2011-09-19
  • Episodes: 24
  • iTunes Price: GBP 14.99
  • iTunes HD Price: GBP 19.99
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The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award–nominated Two and a Half Men as the hit comedy series returns for its ninth season, continuing the laughs about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. Playing Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, Kutcher (That ‘70s Show) joins Jon Cryer as the tightly wound Alan Harper, Angus T. Jones as Alan’s laidback son, Jake Harper, Holland Taylor as Alan’s narcissistic mother, Evelyn Harper, Marin Hinkle as Alan’s neurotic ex-wife Judith Harper and Conchata Ferrell as the brash and blue-collar Berta on the top-rated series. Revamped and re-energized, the newly “manned” sitcom was created and executive produced by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn.


Title Time Price
1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 21:28 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
2 People Who Love Peepholes 21:33 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 20:28 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
4 Nine Magic Fingers 21:11 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 20:34 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
6 The Squat and Hover 21:26 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 19:28 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
8 Thanks for the Intercourse 21:33 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
9 Frodo's Headshots 21:32 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 21:37 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
11 A Lovely Landing Strip 20:08 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 21:19 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 20:01 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
14 A Possum On Chemo 20:33 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
15 The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack 21:36 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 19:59 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
17 Not in My Mouth 19:22 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
18 The War Against Gingivitis 21:32 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
19 Palmdale, Ech 21:17 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
20 Grandma's Pie 21:09 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 21:21 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
22 Why We Gave Up Woman 21:36 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
23 The Straw In My Donut Hole 21:01 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes
24 Oh look! Al-Qaeda! 21:30 GBP 1.89 Buy on iTunes


  • Two and a half men

    By Andy101101101
    Hilarious programme watch it all the time
  • Rip two and a half men

    By A discrase
    I'm disappointed with this rip two and a half men
  • Rip Off

    By shplerman123
    This costs £60 for ONE season, I got all 9 seasons in a box-set for £49
  • Rrrrrip off

    By WayneKerr
    Sixty f'in notes for this pile of s##t. You can buy 3 box sets for this price. Get a grip you greedy cnuts
  • itunes???

    itunes, you do realise that you can buy this series pretty much anywhere else for about £15.00 don't you??? £45.00 is THE MOST RIDICULOUS price i have ever heard of. grow up you money grabbing scabs. cost less when charlie was in it and it was 10x better! You make me so angry, when you are actually that obnoxious to think you're so special that you can charge prices like this. Did you do something special to deserve over twice the amount of money other sites and shops charge?? did you star in it?? or did you just upload it?? seriously, sort your lives out. we're recovering from recession.
  • Who's Charile Sheen?

    By SeanWilliams92
    My title is a bit sarcastic. It does feel like there's a bit of a void in the current season which out Charile. But I think the introduction of Walden & giving Alan a bigger role has helped try to fill that void, I felt like in Season 8 they were running out of ideas, because they've done literally everything with Charile, I couldn't see what else they could have done. However, the current season, the episodes have been very hit and miss, episodes like Frodo's Headshots are brilliantly constructed and very funny, but episodes such as One False Move, Zimbabwe seem so far fetched, and make the sacking of Charile Sheen seem a bit ridiculous, overall, average, do I think the show is worse than it was, no? Do I think it's better, no? The only differences are now, the funny parts are extremely funny, whereas in the previous series, the laughs were regular, but more smirks or small laughs, than ridiculously funny.
  • Outstanding

    By Dude99883062
    One of the funniest things I have seen in my life

    By Sami377
    personally i love charlie sheen, when i first heard about charlie leaving i was like OH NOOO then i refused to watch it but when i watched it, it was really GOOD so i was quite shocked and now i love it because it is actually really funny !!!!
  • Two & half men se9

    By Rich.15300
    Just as good as the other ones. We love it.
  • !!

    By zhukovgleb
    the show is really great!!!! BUT WHEN ARE THE NEXT EPISODES COMING OUT???